What is the AAHW?
The AAHW (Agency Against Hank Wimbleton) is an organization founded and led by the Auditor with the immediate goal of eliminating Hank J. Wimbleton and his associates to restore law and order to Nevada. This site was made to guide and answer questions for people who want to be recruited to fight for our noble cause.
Why Hank?
Hank J. Wimbleton is a menace who is responsible for numerous crimes including killing countless civilians and soldiers and causing Nevada to be plundered into chaos. He is a highly skilled mercenary with superhuman strength and abilities, and it will take the force of many trained soldiers to permanently defeat him.
What's in it for me?
Salaries start at $6 per week depending on rank, and when Hank J. Wimbleton is defeated and our cause goes unopposed, we will throw a pizza party.
How do I apply?
The applicant must perform the following steps:
- Be in Nevada.
- Submit your application here or contact your local recruiter.
- Pass the training program and show complete loyalty to our cause.